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Dumb Dumb Dubya

Ladies and Gentlemen, the man without a brain, the very man who has spent billions of nonexistant dollars to protect us from a man sitting in a hole five hundred  thousand miles away and nearly chokes to death on  pretzel, GEORGE DUBYA!

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INSIGHTFULL WEBSITE INTO THE BUSH PRESIDENCY, READ CAREFULLY!

IN THE NEWS:
Last week, George W Bush' library was burnt to the ground by a faulty gasoline line. A presidential spokesperson said that the president was very distresses, as both of the books were burned, and he had not finished coloring the second one yet.
 

RESUME:
GEORGE W. BUSH
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
Washington, DC 20520
EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:
Law Enforcement:
I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for driving under the
influence
                                    of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving record has been
                                    "lost" and is not available. Military: I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. 
                                    I refused to take a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use. By joining the Texas Air National Guard, I
                                    was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam. College: I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. I was a cheerleader.
                                    PAST WORK EXPERIENCE: I ran for U.S. Congress and lost. I began my career in the oil Business in Midland, Texas, in 1975.
I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas.
The
                                    company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.
I bought the Texas
                                    Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal
that took land using taxpayer
                                    money.
With the help of my father and our friends in the oil industry
(including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected governor of Texas.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS
                                    AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies, making Texas the most polluted state  in the Union.  During my tenure, Houston
                                    replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden city in America. I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of
                                    billions In borrowed money. I set the record for the most executions by any governor in American history. With the help of
                                    my brother, the governor of Florida and my father's appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President after losing by
                                    over 500,000 votes. ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT: I am the first President in U.S. history to enter office with a criminal
                                    record. I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over one billion dollars per week. I spent the U.S. surplus
                                    and effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury. I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S. history. I set
                                    an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period. I set the all-time record for most foreclosures
                                    in a 12-month period. I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the U.S. stock market. In my first
                                    year in office, over 2 million Americans lost their jobs and that trend continues every month. I'm proud that the members
                                    of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in U.S. history. My "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron
                                    oil tanker Named after her. I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips by a U.S. President. I am the all-time U.S
                                    and world record-holder for receiving the most corporate campaign donations. My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and
                                    one of my best friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S. History, Enron. My political
                                    party used Enron private jets and corporate attorneys to assure my success with the US. Supreme Court during my election decision.
                                    I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against investigation or prosecution. More time and money was spent investigating
                                    the Monica Lewinsky affair than has been spent investigating one of the biggest corporate rip-offs in history.
I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and refused 
To
                                    intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed. I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history.
I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded
government
                                    contracts. I appointed more convicted criminals to administration than any President in U.S. history. I created the Ministry
                                    of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy in the history of the United States government. I've broken more international
                                    treaties than any President in U.S. history. I am the first President in U.S. history to have the United Nations remove the
                                    U.S. from the Human Rights Commission. I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law. I refused to allow inspector's access
                                    to U.S. "prisoners of war" detainees and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention.
I am the first President in history to refuse United Nations election
inspectors
                                    (during the 2002 U.S. election). I set the record for fewest numbers of press conferences of any President since the advent
                                    of television. I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one-year period. After taking off the entire month
                                    of August, I presided over the worst security failure in U.S. history. I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the
                                    World Trade Center attacks and less than a year later made the U.S. the most hated country
in the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world history. I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide
to simultaneously protest me in public venues (15 million people),
shattering
                                    the record for protests against any person in the history 
of mankind. I
                                    am the first President in U.S. history to order an unprovoked, pre-emptive attack and the military occupation of a sovereign
                                    nation. I did so against the will of the United Nations,
the majority of
                                    U.S. citizens, and the world community. I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut
in duty benefits for active duty troops and their families -- in 
wartime.
                                    In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our reasons for 
attacking
                                    Iraq and then blamed the lies on our British friends.
I am the first President
                                    in history to have a majority of Europeans 
(71%) view my presidency as
                                    the biggest threat to world peace and security. I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical Bunker Buster," a WMD.
                                    I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden to justice. RECORDS AND REFERENCES: All records of my tenure
                                    as governor of Texas are now in my father's library, sealed and unavailable for public view. All records of SEC investigations
                                    into my insider trading and my bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view. All records or minutes
                                    from meetings that I, or my Vice-President, attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable
                                    for public review.
PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING
IN 2004.
 
 
 

 

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