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Dumb Dumb Dubya

Welcome: this is a sanctuary for the expression of free thought. I would advise you to read the warning at the bottom of the page, and if you insist on continuing, bear in mind that this website contains offensive and possibly explicit material. This being noted, enjoy your stay!

NEWS

Well, sorry I have'nt updated for , like, 2 months, but I've been really busy sitting around not doing anything. So... I added another chapter onto The Story So Far... sorry if it's a cliffhanger. I have'nt been very angry lately, so I put up another glib rant, put I guess it's kinda funny, so go check it out. Other than that...uhh, I'm kinda bored, so if you want to call me and wish me happiness or anything do so. I also accept sympathy cards as long as they contain money.

Well, as you've already seen, this is my new page, and you're probably saying to yourself if not out loud right now, "How in the hell did Nathan make something that looks this fine and high quality?" Well, the answer is I use templates. To all the clever people out there who jave actually figured out how to use html, I applaud you. It's just too hard for my purposes. You type some thing like; ^m_prompt<>red-color_make-it).www/webprompt<>@:) 
and what you get is like this;
Helli
So it turns out that you've spelled Hello wrong, you have to go back and do it all again. But anyway, feel free to look aroung in my archives, I plan to put a joke section up, as well as a George W is an idiot section. This will probably all consist of a bunch on unproven garbage on Dubya, so I want to issue the following warning:
 
WARNING!
ATCHTUNG! EL CRAPO! %$#!#$!
If you have a problem with any of the information I put on this site, please pick up that phone, and beat yourself unconscious with it, because I don't want to hear about as is my personal right as stated in the Bill of Rights.
Thankyou, and don't forget to tip your server. 
 
 

Well, now that you've read my little warning, unless you're dislexyc, and then you read this first. But assuming that you are one of the 199/200 people who reade left to right, you have already read my disclaimer. I just want to remind you that this site is still under construction, so if you come here, and all you find is a picture of an elephant, then it means I'm working on it, and posted it for your amusement, but I will never finish, because I'm too besy laughing at it. You all know me. Have fun.

This is just a thank-you to Keller, or PigPirate, as we in the buisness call him, for showing me tripod, and giving me the time honored bit of wisdon passed down from wed creator to web creator; "just go there and follow the instructions" Let's give him a big hand.